Blog Spam

I must have finally arrived because I am starting to receive copious amounts of blog spam. It is the non sequitur responses you see on some posts. Things that come from an anonymous source with comments like “That was funny, now click here for some great cheesecake recipes” or “hope that you check out my blog www.ilovenakedsex.com.

Which brings up another point, why would you need a domain for naked sex. I understand that sometimes you and your partner are so crazed that you don’t remove all of your clothing, but there is something strange about the term “naked sex” or so it seems to me.

BTW ladies I guarantee that there are at least three of you wondering about why men do not take their sox off during sex or how to make that happen. There are answers to these questions and solutions such as take a shower with him because wet socks are really uncomfortable.

I don’t know that from experience as I have never showered in my socks, but I do know from experience that walking across a wet lawn will drench your socks and add a pound of water weight to each foot. The upside to that is that the increased resistance will help you burn an extra 25 calories per quarter mile.

All you need to do is walk about 10 miles in your wet socks and you’ll have burned off enough to eat a slice of cake. Of course you’ll need new socks because the formerly wet ones will have dried off in which case at some point you’ll have lost some of the resistance and you’ll have burnt 12.5 calories per quarter mile. So you better make that walk closer to 20 to 25.

On the other hand you might consider putting on a pair of running shoes and training for a marathon or do what I do and sit outside with a fan, three boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and a gallon of coffee and taunt the poor slobs who spend their Saturday mornings running.

Now what was it that I was writing about?

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