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Excuse me, There is Toilet Paper Stuck To Your Tuchus

March 7, 2006 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

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This is also known as “Excuse me, I think that your ass just surrendered. It is waving the white flag.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    March 8, 2006 at 5:36 am

    Ouch.

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  2. thanbo says

    March 8, 2006 at 3:58 am

    Chazal didn’t have this problem. The wiped themselves with stones. They had other problems, such as using other people’s stones (ick). See Shabbos 81b (my chavrusa & I were learning this on Shabbos afternoon)

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  3. Jack's Shack says

    March 7, 2006 at 2:58 am

    Oh yes, it is very wrong.

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  4. Ger Tzadik says

    March 7, 2006 at 2:56 am

    Ok that’s just WRONG. Freakin hilarious, but wrong. I choked on my soda.

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