Groups Work on Ways to Stop Hurricanes

“JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Amateur hurricane-busters have come up with any number of crackpot ideas to spare Florida from ferocious storms. Among them: blowing hurricanes away with giant fans or blowing them up with nuclear warheads.”

I love this kind of stuff. I could spend hours coming up with ways to prevent hurricanes that are equal to “blowing them away with giant fans.” What kind of idea is that, everyone knows that they haven’t built the extension cord long enough for that kind of job.