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I am sick

October 22, 2004 by Jack Steiner 3 Comments

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The lack of sleep finally caught up with me. I have a bit of a cold, and I hate it. I hate sniffling, I hate sneezing and I hate having to work through this. If I had my druthers I’d be in and out of bed and the steamroom. Come to think of it, the gym is open so I can get to the steamroom, maybe I’ll go.

Have you ever noticed that many people use the expression “If I had my druthers.” I just used it twice in less than 30 seconds and it occurs to me that I am not sure if I ever have owned any “druthers.” I might now or might have in the past, but I am not sure because I do not know what “druthers” look like.

If you have lost your “druthers” what can you do to replace them. Do they sell them in stores? Are they expensive? Do they wear out? How often must you replace them? Could you use someone else’s “druthers” and if so, does it require surgery? Do you have to worry about your body rejecting someone else’s “druthers” or can you just plug them in.

I wonder about things like this.

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  1. Stacey says

    October 22, 2004 at 8:39 pm

    Hope you are feeling back to your old monkey self soon.

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  2. Jack's Shack says

    October 22, 2004 at 4:36 pm

    Thank you.

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  3. A Simple Jew says

    October 22, 2004 at 4:30 pm

    May you have a refuah sheima!

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