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December 31, 2004 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

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“Never go against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line”

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullsh**. It’s on European Socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they’re Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

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  1. Anonymous says

    January 1, 2005 at 6:03 pm

    A better movie to quote? “Innnnnnnconcieeeeeeeeevaahbul!”

    Marc

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  2. Jack's Shack says

    December 31, 2004 at 7:35 pm

    Is there a better movie to quote than the Princess Bride? I think not.

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  3. ricknight says

    December 31, 2004 at 6:53 pm

    You bested my Spaniard, which means you’ve studied and discovered that man is mortal which means you’d put the poison as far away from yourself as possible so I cleary can’t choose the cup next to me!

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  4. LinF says

    December 31, 2004 at 4:28 pm

    1.The Princess Bride…2.The Blues Brothers…3.Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…3 great films and what a wonderful blog! Love this place…will be back!

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