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Man admits trying to have sex with goat

January 13, 2005 by Jack Steiner 6 Comments

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“A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat. 

George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.

Police prosecutor Chris Stringer said Kepa went to visit a friend on January 7.

The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it, Mr Stringer said.

Judge Paul Whitehead remanded Kepa until February 1 for a pre-sentence drug and alcohol report.
In 2002, Kepa was sentenced to 80 hours’ community work and 18 months supervision for committing an indecency with a goat.”

 

Talk about a man in dire need of help, or at least female companionship. I am someone who very strong urges, but I have never, ever, ever looked at a goat and been attracted to it or any other animal.

Yuck.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    January 14, 2005 at 4:50 pm

    Hey PT,

    I wouldn’t want anyone to think less of me. I’d rather have my schlocky appearance rock their worlds. 😉

    Reply
  2. PsychoToddler says

    January 14, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    I’m really glad you put that disclaimer in at the end, Jack. I was worried about you.

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    January 14, 2005 at 6:36 am

    Can’t get the goat thing, just can’t wrap my brain around it. Understand beer goggling, but the goat, just doesn’t compute.

    Reply
  4. The Misanthrope says

    January 14, 2005 at 5:06 am

    There was a play a few years back on Broadway call “The Goat” with Sally Fields. It was written by Edward Albee. About a man who fell in love with a goat. An excellent play. However, a play is one thing, real life is different bucket of oats.

    Reply
  5. American On Line says

    January 13, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    TheY used to say that buckets seats and a console were a form of birth control.

    But a goat!! Wow, that’s not your father’s Oldsmobile.

    Reply
  6. foxymama says

    January 13, 2005 at 9:25 pm

    I heard about a guy in Maine who tried to marry his dog. His dad was so disgusted with him that he tried to kill him and was arrested. There’s just no accounting… Yeesh!

    Reply

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