The JackB

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx

Archives for July 2005

‘Double Diabetes’ Harder to Detect, Treat

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I thought that this story was pretty interesting.

“WASHINGTON – Having one type of diabetes is bad enough, but two? Doctors are seeing a new phenomenon dubbed double diabetes that makes it harder to diagnose and treat patients — especially children.

The mix can strike at any age, and comes in various forms: Children who depend on insulin injections because of Type 1 diabetes gain weight and then get the Type 2 form in which their bodies become insulin resistant, for example.

Or someone with classic Type 2 symptoms isn’t responding to therapy, and tests reveal they also are developing the insulin-dependent form of the disease. Or they may not fall clearly into either category.

The labels are important — different forms require different treatments.

Yet “there are many people in which it’s very blurred as to what kind of diabetes they have,” says Dr. Francine Kaufman, a University of Southern California pediatric endocrinologist and past president of the American Diabetes Association.

There are no good statistics on this complex disease-mixing.”

Peace In Our Time- A Pacifist

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I was reading through the comments on Simply Put on the following post and was struck by Bill, who is an avowed pacifist.

I’d like to grab just a couple of them to remark upon. I’d also like to make clear that I am not doing this to mock or ridicule him. I appreciate someone who stands upon their convictions.

“First we teach our children that it is better to walk away from fights when the opposition is an irrational bully.”

This is a wonderful sentiment and well worth teaching our children, but we also need to teach them that sometimes the irrational bully will keep coming after you. They need to know how to walk away and when to stand their ground.

“We treat revenge as something deplorable and make such crimes of passion illegal.

Someone attacks me I get a bigger stick and hit them, then they get a bigger stick and so on and so on.

Aggression breeds aggression.

Its like the old Itchy and Scratchy cartoon on the Simpsons. The cat hits the mouse the mouse hits the cat they each get bigger weapons each time. It’s a great satire on violence, but is it funny?”

Again in concept I agree with most of this, but I think that it is important to remember that you cannot always apply the same solution to every situation. There are people who operate by a different moral code than our own and that requires us to be flexible and to adapt to the situations as necessary.

“Self defence in my view does not need to include killing your opponent.”

I agree completely with this and think that it is important to live this way as much as possible.

“Also I think that appeasement of Hitler by Chamberlain while being uneffective just delayed the war that was inevitable. I’m not sure Chamberlain was a villain. All he was guilty of was to try peace when peace was impossible.”

There are a couple of things to consider here. First, had Chamberlain stood up to Hitler it is possible that many lives could have been saved. It is important to recognize who and what we are dealing with in every situation. I wouldn’t call Chamberlain a villain but I might call him a fool.

There are times where you cannot sit idly and watch those around you act. There are people in the world who see pacifism as weakness and they will respond accordingly. There is a time for peace and sadly a time for war.

My "Mini Me"

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It turns out that Dr. Evil and I share something in common, not a full size doppleganger but a smaller very similar version.

This weekend I was told for the 700,563rd time how many things I do like my father and how many things my son does that are just like me.

People, is there any real surprise here. Should you be shocked that if I talk with my hands he does to. Is there any shock at seeing him react in a similar fashion to things that make me happy/sad/angry.

Nope, all this proves is that not only is my son a handsome little devil, he is smart too.

A New Car- A Tale of Woe or is it Whoa!

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In theory the idea of purchasing a new car is very exciting but navigating the pitfalls and challenges of it can be quite taxing. It takes guts, determination, tenacity and the ability to just roll with the punches because the car manufacturers have developed a strategy in which they try to wear you down so that they can suck as much money out of you as possible.

If you are not prepared it can almost make the idea of repairing your old car seem more palatable. Actually the reality is that sometimes that is the smarter move, but not in all situations. Sometimes it does make more sense to repair the older vehicle and keep that running a bit longer.

In my current situation I am not willing to do that, I hate the idea of plying this vehicle with any more money than it has already received from me. The car reminds me of a girl I dated in college. It takes and takes and takes and then when I am ready to walk gives just a little and then it is back to the same old song and dance.

Fortunately in college I learned how to do more than chug beer and function on three hours of sleep and one day I just might share those things with you, but today is not that day. Today I am here to share a little bit about my most recent experience with the car dealer. It is the condensed version. It was another Honda dealer that I had been to once before to test drive an Odyssey.

I returned because the salesman was low key, did not try and pressure me, had all of his teeth, and seemed to be more like a real person than a hyperactive muppet. Just for kicks I’ll try including photos of the outside and the interior.


I am so glad to see that it worked because it is nice to know that when you work hard at something you can get it done. Because the time at the dealer made me wonder if I’d ever see the sunshine again.

Part of the challenge/problem with this car purchase nonsense is that unless you are willing to subject yourself to having a hot poker shoved where the sun don’t shine you cannot figure out what the price of the vehicle will be. Oh sure you can find a ton of information online and get a sense of what the MSRP and dealer invoice is not to mention the calculators you can use to determine what the monthly payments will be, but you still don’t find out what YOUR vehicle will cost until you sit down at the desk.

So we sat down and dickered and then waited for the salesman to return. I looked around noticed that there was a phone with an intercom system and wondered if the room was bugged. Since I am a playful sort of fellow I tried testing it out by making some colorful comments about the people around us and the salesman. It must have been turned off or they were very good actors because there was no response.

After a good 10 minutes of waiting our salesman returned and placed a number down in front of me and said I was going to be very happy. Here is a little of that exchange:

Them: Jack, smile you are about to drive off in your new car.
Me: I don’t smile when I don’t know why I am smiling.

Them: You can smile because I got you a fabulous price.
Me: Don’t take this personally but you didn’t get me anything. That guy wearing the obnoxious Hawaiian shirt is making the decisions here. As soon as we sat down you got relegated to flunky status. I used to sing a song where I said “Don’t you take me to Flunkytown” but people thought that it was obnoxious. Ok, it is obnoxious but the point is that you are not calling the shots here.

Them: No, I really am a much bigger part of this than you think.
Me: Good cop, bad cop won’t fly with me. I am a salesman and I play this negotiating game all day long. Let us save some time, ask him to come over here. I’ll tell him that you are a great salesman, but we all know that you cannot make the call. So let’s cut through this.

Them: (Nervous giggle) I’ll see what I can do.
Me: Ten minutes later he returns to say that the boss man is tied up. I remind him that I can see him and the boss man through the amazing glass doors in the office.

Them: What would it take to earn your business today?
Me: A much better offer than you have made. You said that it would be X and I am at Y. Can you get there? If you come back with an offer that is not within 20% of what I want I am walking.

Them: Why did you say 20%?
Me: Because I don’t want to be the only reindeer that doesn’t get to play the reindeer games. Why should you be the only one who uses obscure mathematical formulas.

Them: (He leaves and returns and hands me an offer)This is close to what you are looking for but unless you put more down we cannot do better.
Me: Sure you can, I am trading in a Honda Accord. Give me more for the trade-in

Them: Ok, give me your keys and we’ll evaluate the car. He returns and offers a $1,000.
Me: Sorry, it looks like we are at an impasse. We’re going to leave.

Them: Please don’t go, I can ask if he can do better,
Me: Fine, but if takes you more than five minutes to get an answer we’re done.

Them: I can give you $2,000 for the car. If you take that and give me X in addition as a down payment we can hit the mark you are looking for.
Me: Later on I am going to be blogging about you and this experience.

Them: What is a blog?
Me: It is short for weblog and the it is the place where millions of people will read about whether I enjoyed this.

Them: How many people read you each day?
Me: Untold numbers, it is the Net we are talking about. Don’t forget that I count among my readers some exceptionally popular and powerful bloggers such as Citizen of the Month, Treppenwitz, The Shmata Queen , PsychoToddler and Toner Mishap which I should add is known throughout Los Angeles for the biting commentary of The Misanthrope, On The Mark and B2

Them: Who are these people, especially that PsychoToddler.
Me: They are highly sophisticated and affluent consumers who write columns that other consumers read. It would be good to keep me happy and in return them. It could provide you with a huge boost in your sales.

Them: Really?
Me: Yes.

Within 30 minutes of mentioning these powerful consumer blogs the price had dropped again and we were very close to a deal. The original salesman now had assistance from a manager who was trying to close the deal. I had trouble focusing on the manager because he had the thickest unibrow I had ever seen. It is not nice to say this, but it looked like there was a catepillar stuck between his eyes, Each time he spoke he would furrow his brow and the catepillar would move.

Just as we were nearing the end it became apparent that they had returned to the tactic of trying to wear us out, so we upped the ante and walked out on them. They tried hard to keep us from doing so, but I wanted to make a point.

So I reminded them that the original price had consistently dropped by fives and 10s and that if we looked at things we would see that on a monthly basis it was $80 less than when we had started. I expressed my displeasure with this because they could have save us time by just doing that in the beginning.

A short time ago they called to try and convince me to return. The new offer is about $20 a month than I want to spend. I am going to sit tight and see if they budge. In the interim I have emailed 5 other dealers to see if any of them will beat their offer. This process like this post could be condensed into a much smaller container.

But I have to admit, I kind of enjoy this.