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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

August 30, 2005 by Jack Steiner 9 Comments

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Why, oh why do I keep seeing your faces on magazines and in the news. I don’t care what you do or where you go. Angelina is clearly nuts. There is something not quite right there, maybe it is the incest thing with her brother and Brad Pitt is just a pretty face with limited acting ability.

Go away.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    August 31, 2005 at 7:09 pm

    Anonymous,

    I keep telling you that if you want to offer insults you need to learn how to spell.

    No one says gage me with a spoon. Just to help you out, look at this link.

    The word is gag as in the stench in detroit makes me gag.

    Better luck next time. BTW, if you would like me to help you communicate more effectively let me know and I will refer you to your local troglodyte scholar.

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  2. Anonymous says

    August 31, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    from a place that invented “gage me with a spoon” and the like, need to keep it light so you can comprehend

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  3. Jack's Shack says

    August 31, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Anonymous,

    I am going to have to teach you on how to give a proper insult. Your simple remarks just fall flat.

    Reply
  4. Anonymous says

    August 31, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    Who cares they are all from LA anyhow, must be the Air!

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  5. Jack's Shack says

    August 31, 2005 at 5:45 am

    They can all just disappear.

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  6. Stacey says

    August 31, 2005 at 1:38 am

    I think Angelina is overrated (and Billy Bob said she is awful in bed) but I do think she is wayyyyy prettier than Jennifer Aniston. Never cared much for her, either.

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  7. bleemy's blemishes says

    August 31, 2005 at 12:56 am

    I kinda like Angelina, but I agree they have been plastering her face on too many covers

    BB

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  8. Melliferous Pants says

    August 30, 2005 at 8:02 pm

    I second that!

    I’ve never been an Angelina fan, especially not after she madeout with her brother. ((Ga-ross!)) I fear she is an alien.

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  9. dorothy rothschild says

    August 30, 2005 at 5:30 pm

    Sing it, brother! I am so sick of her duck-lipped puss on every magazine cover. Ack.

    Reply

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