• Skip to main content
  • Skip to secondary navigation
  • Skip to footer

The JackB

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx

  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure
  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure

Pat Robertson- Still An Embarrassment

January 6, 2006 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

Share
Pin
Share
0 Shares

Good old Pat is still making moronic comments. You have read about some here and here
but in the grand old spirit of not knowing it is long past time to shut his trap he has gone and made more foolish remarks.

“(CNN) — Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

“He was dividing God’s land, and I would say, ‘Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'” Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, “The 700 Club.”

“God says, ‘This land belongs to me, and you’d better leave it alone,'” he said.

Robertson’s show airs on the ABC Family cable network and claims about 1 million viewers daily.”

Such asinine comments deserve an appropriate response. You can find that response over at Treppenwitz but for the lazy among you I give you the FINGER OF G-d also taken from Trep. Ok, the Finger is not his, but he found the picture and I am also sharing it with you.I should add that if Pat should read this, G-d told me to send this to you along with a swift kick in the trousers and a poke in the eye.

The next time you open your mouth stick a bar of soap in it and then try speaking because you should be ashamed. And one more thing, try to remember that the creator of the universe (shown below) is not to be trifled with.
All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(Visited 29 times, 1 visits today)

Share this:

  • Share
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X
  • Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Things You Might Read

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Jack's Shack says

    January 6, 2006 at 7:15 am

    Got to love the Pastafarians.

    Reply
  2. jaime says

    January 6, 2006 at 6:38 am

    I see you like the Flying Spaghetti Monster too. You, my husband and his best friends. It must be a guy thing!

    Reply
  3. Irina Tsukerman says

    January 6, 2006 at 6:22 am

    Amen.

    (or perhaps, an evil omen for Robertson! ; )

    Reply
  4. The Jewish Freak says

    January 6, 2006 at 4:19 am

    Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – JF

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Footer

Things Someone Wrote

The Fabulous Archives

Copyright © 2025 · Jack Steiner