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April 5, 2006 by Jack Steiner 18 Comments

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Ask me anything and I shall answer it. As delineated in the terms and conditions of this blog there is no promise, guarantee or implied promise or guarantee that said answer will be factual, helpful, interesting, funny, or otherwise. Failure to ask a question and miss out on this foolish exercise is subject to clause 128bc of the cuyahoga municipality whereby you may be punished with a water supply that spontaneously combusts.

Bumped up just because I felt like answering more questions.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    April 8, 2006 at 5:02 am

    I don’t know. What is up with us.

    Reply
  2. Ezzie says

    April 7, 2006 at 8:58 am

    What’s up with you and Stacey!?

    Reply
  3. Datingmaster, Jerusalem says

    April 6, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    who is doing the Pesach cleaning while you and Mrs are on the computer all the time?

    Reply
  4. Datingmaster, Jerusalem says

    April 6, 2006 at 8:00 am

    who is doing the Pesach cleaning while you and Mrs are on the computer all the time?

    Reply
  5. Jack's Shack says

    April 6, 2006 at 5:03 am

    The secret lies in my secret sauce.

    Reply
  6. Datingmaster, Jerusalem says

    April 5, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    what do you enjoy most about blogging?
    what is the secret of your blogging success?

    Reply
  7. Jack's Shack says

    April 5, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    RR,

    Does the pope wear a beanie. 😉

    Richmond,

    Greatest accomplishment of my life next to fatherhood, that is a good question.

    I’ll go with the easy answer which is not necessarily the best and say I don’t know. But if I had to choose for now I’d offer two things.

    1) I set up two marriages. I didn’t know that it would work out that way, but I can take partial credit for those things.

    2) I purchased my house without any help from anyone.

    Reply
  8. Richmond says

    April 5, 2006 at 9:55 am

    What (besides fatherhood) do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment?

    And if you could have a do-over or chance something in your past, what would you change (if anything)?

    Reply
  9. RR says

    April 5, 2006 at 8:28 am

    DO random thoughts have meaning?

    Reply
  10. Jack's Shack says

    April 5, 2006 at 5:39 am

    Rav,

    Smells bring up a ton of memories. Polo cologne reminds me of high school and college.

    My mother’s kugel makes me think of a thousand seders.

    The bakery down the street smells like Mahane Yehuda and Bay Rum makes me think of my grandfather.

    Reply
  11. rabbi neil fleischmann says

    April 5, 2006 at 2:16 am

    What smells bring up what memories for you?

    Reply
  12. Jack's Shack says

    April 5, 2006 at 12:04 am

    Mirty,

    Yes, there are live plants in my office and they are all green.

    Stacey,

    Only if I lived in cleveland.

    Crusin Mom,

    I look like Jack.

    DR,

    Jerusalem- because I miss it.

    SI,

    Why not.

    MGA,

    Pull the comforter off of the bed, stop, drop and roll. Alternatively I might shake all the water off of my body the same way a dog dries themself.

    Reply
  13. MUST Gum Addict says

    April 4, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    You wake up in the morning and stumble into the shower. As you turn off the water, you realize that to your horror, there are no towels left in the bathroom. The closest towel is in the linen closet in the hallway outside your bedroom. WHAT DO YOU DO?

    Reply
  14. StepIma says

    April 4, 2006 at 11:00 pm

    why?

    Reply
  15. dorothy rothschild says

    April 4, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    If I had a free roundtrip plane ticket to give you tp anywhere in the world other than Cleveland, where would you want to go and why?

    Reply
  16. cruisin-mom says

    April 4, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    What do you look like?

    Reply
  17. Stacey says

    April 4, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    Could you be more of a Dweeb?

    Reply
  18. Mirty says

    April 4, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    I hate it when my water supply combusts.

    Jack: Do you have any live plants in your office? Is there enough oxygen there? Should I send you a green plant?

    See, I worry about you sometimes.

    Reply

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