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Cookie Gives Shaft a Run For The Money

April 26, 2006 by Jack Steiner 6 Comments

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    April 28, 2006 at 4:52 am

    Richmond,

    It is the tiny details that make all the difference.

    Reply
  2. Richmond says

    April 27, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    Hilarious!! 🙂 Gotta love the beard, too.

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    April 27, 2006 at 4:29 am

    Hi DR,

    Glad you liked it, thanks for the lyrics.

    Rafael,

    Good question.

    Reply
  4. Rafael says

    April 26, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    The real question is, Is he a scientoligist

    Reply
  5. dorothy rothschild says

    April 26, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    And here are the lyrics, by the way:

    He’s shaggy, he’s blue
    And he knows how to chew – COOKIE!

    Can you dig it?

    You think you can munch
    Brother, you’re out to lunch
    Compared with – COOKIE!

    Did someone say “Lunch?”

    You can give him the sun
    You can give him the moon

    But me trade them both in
    For just one big macaroon!
    Let’s hear it! COOKIE!

    Yeah for Cookie!

    Don’t try to outeat him
    There’s no way you can beat him
    Not COOKIE!

    Me the greatest!
    Yah, it really a trip
    To watch me chew choc’late chip
    You ready?

    We’re ready!

    Here me go!

    (gobbling noises) COOKIE! COOKIE!

    If you offered him treasure
    Will he take it?
    Darn tootin’, but you know me would
    Get a lot more pleasure from Fig Newton!
    Again! COOKIE!

    From here: http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/cookied.html

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  6. dorothy rothschild says

    April 26, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    Crying. Crying over here. Even better than the Monsterpiece Theater. Thank you, Jack.

    Reply

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