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The Shmata Queen Doesn’t Believe

May 16, 2006 by Jack Steiner 7 Comments

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The Shmata Queen doesn’t believe that cleveland is a nice place to live.

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  1. Jameel says

    May 17, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    The Shmata Queen doesn’t believe that shmatas belong on a person’s head.

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  2. Jack's Shack says

    May 17, 2006 at 6:19 am

    Sticky,

    You ought to see the Gematria behind dweeb. It is fascinating.

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  3. Stacey says

    May 17, 2006 at 3:47 am

    J-Cop: Damn straight!!

    Sweetooth: I know…what is it w/him and monkeys??

    Miriam: Uhhh, not exactly. But if we were talking about what Jack thinks, you are dead on!

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  4. miriam says

    May 17, 2006 at 2:22 am

    that 5’1″ and 160 lbs makes a woman fat.

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  5. Sweettooth120 says

    May 17, 2006 at 2:07 am

    the shmata queen doesn’t need to constantly bring up the monkey references.

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  6. Jerusalemcop says

    May 16, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    the shmata queen doesnt believe that Jack needs to feel the need to bash the midwest every day

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  7. MUST Gum Addict says

    May 16, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    The Shmata Queen doesn’t believe that chocolate contains calories.

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