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How To Fight A Polar Bear

August 21, 2007 by Jack Steiner 3 Comments

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SVALBARD, Norway, Aug. 20 (UPI) — Students in Svalbard, Norway, are taught how to use a shotgun and ammunition to fend off polar bears at the beginning of every school year.

Since polar bears can outrun a human in a matter of seconds, every student at the University Center undergoes weapons and arctic survival training, Aftenposten reported Monday.

“It’s absolutely necessary,” said UNIS director Gunnar Sand.

The school loans weapons, ammunition, tents, sleeping bags, survival suits, snow scooters and other equipment out as well.

Polar bears are not the only thing that student have to worry about either.

“Polar bears are one thing,” Sand noted. “Even more dangerous is the extreme cold, and the winds. There also are dangerous glaciers, steep cliffs, and it’s a long way between settlements.”

Is it just me, or does this school sound a bit dangerous.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    August 22, 2007 at 6:35 am

    why don’t you email me

    I may have to blog about this.

    Angel,

    Aye, aye captain.

    Reply
  2. WomanHonorThyself says

    August 22, 2007 at 1:03 am

    it does sound dangerous..ack!

    Reply
  3. tikkunger says

    August 21, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Forget about the silly bears! When are we going to grab a coffee?

    why don’t you email me

    Reply

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