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War Declared on Angry Monkeys

January 4, 2008 by Jack Steiner 3 Comments

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Sujoy Chaudhuri, an ecologist who co-authored a report by prominent primatologists and conservationists that was submitted recently to the federal and state governments, said the plan would make the monkey problem worse.

“It is a ridiculous idea and what is worse, it will do nothing to contain the problem and probably make it worse,” Chaudhuri said. “Can you imagine what having badly sterilized monkeys running around will do to the levels of aggression?”

Maybe they should try sending them to Fantasy Island. For Better or for worse the monkeys are taking over the world.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    January 6, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Babka,

    I worked for several.

    Alice,

    Don’t apologize to me, they’re the ones that will have to deal with it.

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  2. Alice says

    January 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Well, they’ll probably be humping pillows and tree stumps like all the sterilized pets we’ve ever owned.

    Sorry.

    Reply
  3. The Babka Nosher says

    January 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    I think I used to work for one…

    Reply

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