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A Pirate Sails For Parts Unknown

September 19, 2010 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

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Another year has come and gone. Rosh Hashanah has made its appearance followed by Yom Kippur and here I sit, Jack the pirate king. Or is it more accurate to say on this Talk Like a Pirate Day that Jack the Pirate King no longer runs a kingdom. The man who mastered all that he saw got caught up in this and that and in the process lost his kingdom.

Would that be more truthful and more accurate to say that now he rules over a kingdom of ash and shadows. The man who was the Pirate King could be referred to as he who has mastered memory and nothing more. Or maybe not. Maybe the joy and beauty of being a pirate is that what you lose can always be recovered because a pirate is not limited by rules or convention.

Been a while since I raised my flag and spent time as the scourge of the seas. Been far too long since the thunder of my cannons and the clang of my steel caused men to quiver in fear. Been far too long since that wench brought me some grog and more than a while since I spent time on my private beach.

Time to chase that which lies just around the bend and to roam where the wind and waters send me. Arrrrgh!

Past posts that discussed pirates:

Haveil Havalim- The Once & Future Edition– Contains a Pirate Post.
Do You Have An Accent

Pirate Attacks Down Sharply

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

The Jewish Pirates of The Caribbean

Talk Like a Pirate Day
Talk Like a Pirate Day

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  1. TheJackB says

    September 20, 2010 at 12:35 am

    Ah, can't wait to daven aboard me ship. Arrgggh
    My recent post Words And Music

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  2. Elisson says

    September 19, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    In 2018, Talk Like a Pirate Day and Yom Kippur coincide. I guess it'll be Yom Kipparrrh 5779.
    My recent post IT’S ARRRH THAT TIME AGAIN

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