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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

July 17, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

As promised here is my nickel review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It rocked! I really enjoyed it.

The studio took advantage of having an audience that is well versed and familiar with the series. They didn’t waste time trying to explain the back story behind various plot lines or to give any sort of explanation for those who haven’t read the books.

For me part of the fun is that we have watched the Harry, Ron and Hermione grow up on screen. They went from being these little babies who looked like they were swimming in their robes to young adults experiencing the angst of love and the great challenge of their lives.

It is not Shakespeare and it doesn’t try to be. It is just a lot of fun.

**Spoiler**

You can call it getting my geek on, but the Fall of Dumbledore was touching. It reminded me a bit of Gandalf’s battle with the Balrog in the Mines of Moria, but that had a different outcome.

Anyhoo, the movie is a bit longer than 2 hours. For me the telling part was that I never found myself checking my watch. Once the film started I sat back with my popcon and enjoyed the show.

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This Weeks Sign of The Apocalyse

June 24, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

This Weeks Sign of The Apocalyse comes from our friends at Haaretz who report the following:

Is Britney Spears set to star in a Holocaust movie?

“Is American mega pop star Britney Spears set to return to the big screen, seven years after starring in the box office flop Crossroads? According to reports, Spears has been offered a part in the upcoming Holocaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which integrates time travel, concentration camps and a love story.

If she accepts the role, Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.”

I can’t decide what I like best about this. Britney will be perfect as a genius who invents a time machine that just happens to take her back to WWII so that she can be incarcerated in a concentration camp, fall in love and be killed by the Nazis.

Rumor has it that this film will be followed up by a blockbuster history piece about David Ben Gurion and Golda Meir starring media giants Perez and Paris Hilton respectively.

Oh and did I mention that Spielberg is negotiating with me for the rights to produce a feature film about my life. Stay tuned because in this wacky world anything can happen.

Crossposted on Yourish.

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Inspiring Movie Moments

June 5, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

Not a bad list, I enjoyed a lot of this.

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Clint Eastwood Clips

June 3, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

After yesterday I decided to share some of those clips here:

Unforgiven

The Good The Bad and the Ugly Finale

Gran Torino was a great movie too.

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Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya

June 1, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

A simple gauge for determining friendship involves reciting Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya and then waiting for the other person to finish the line.

Every once in a while I run into someone who hasn’t seen the movie, but not too often.

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The 50 Greatest Movie Monologues

May 13, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

I liked this list. Here are a few of my favorites from it.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Casablanca

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