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Old Man Pony Tail and Head Band Dude

February 19, 2007 by Jack Steiner

Here is a public service announcement that is being sent out for general consumption. Take it for what it is worth.

Men with thinning hair should remember that there comes a point in time when you cannot hide it any longer. There are two things that you really shouldn’t do. First, there is no reason to try and loop the six remaining strand across your bald head. It is not fooling anyone.

The second thing is directed to men with long thinning hair. There comes a point in time when the only way to try and camouflage your loss is to pull it back into a tight ponytail. That pony tail look is great if your name is Crockett and Tubbs or are a member of some Southern Rock band like Lynrd Skynrd. Otherwise it just makes you look like a foolish hick.

Last comment.

Dear Mr. Headband Dude,

I certainly am not the arbiter of fashion, but I do know a few things. Hair bands have been out for more than a decade. Your particular headband was the highlight of your outfit. Let’s go over the checklist.

  • Green tank top showing off chest hair that looked rather like it belonged on Austin Powers.
  • Holey shorts. Not blessed, nor filled with holes because DKNY thinks it is cool. Just moth eaten, smelly gym shorts.

Ok, that is enough nasty commentary.

Filed Under: Narishkeit, Random Thoughts

Charles Barkley Versus Dick Bavetta

February 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner

Filed Under: Narishkeit, Videos

An Old Valentines Day Rant

February 13, 2007 by Jack Steiner

For some reason the links are not working. Cut and paste the following URL and you can make up your own mind about whether I have lost my mind or not.

http://www.audioblogger.com/media/29902/311147.mp3

For those who are interested in the comments I received the first time around you can paste this URL into your browser:

http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/2006/02/random-babbling-about-valentines-day.html

Filed Under: Narishkeit, Random Thoughts

Past Valentine’s Day Posts

February 13, 2007 by Jack Steiner

I know that it is a day early, but I figured that I’d share a short roundup of the crap I have posted about Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day Should Be Banned
Married for More Than 70 Years
Valentine’s hype can force tough decisions
Random Babbling About Valentine’s Day

The Couple That Pees Together

Stay tuned there may yet be another post.

And just for the hell of it here is a link to an old audio post. Ok, there seems to be some sort of problem with this post. I am working on solving the issue. Not really sure what is going on. If you want to go direct to the audio post you can try this link.

It is not that exciting, but if you are interested in listening to me babble about LA versus the midwest you might like it.


Filed Under: Narishkeit, Random Thoughts, Shack Roundup, Valentines Day

Scamming The Scammer

February 12, 2007 by Jack Steiner

Poor Shola would have loved this one.

Filed Under: Narishkeit, Random Thoughts, Scambaiters, Useful Information

This Made Me Smile

January 31, 2007 by Jack Steiner

If you find flying the friendly skies to be challenging because of annoying seat mates you could try this. Just be prepared for the consequences. Oy.

(P.S. This is not an endorsement of said practice. My in-house counsel made me write that.)

Filed Under: Narishkeit, Useful Information

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