Some my fellow tribesmen are using Triberr to kill blogging and it is not because your content is horrible, even though some of it truly is.
Stop using hashtags in your headlines.
What makes you think that sending out headlines populated by hashtags is a good idea, because it is not.
This is me shouting INCONCEIVABLE!
Those headlines look like hell and read worse.. It is alphabet soup and simply horrid. If you are going to pump out gibberish you might as well have fun.
Why not try one of these:
- Flying Butt Monkeys Attack Squirrels
- Spicy Food Hairy Nuts
- 123 Uses for Viagra and Female Alligators
- Your Words Make Flames Shoot Out of My Derrierre
I’ll lay odds that one of those five will be as effective as sending out “Toms, Drums and Mud #music, #drums.”
It is time to return to regular headlines and to stop the madness. Don’t make the monkey mad because believe me you wouldn’t like to fight with the mad monkey. You’ll lose.
And if by some chance you defeat the monkey in single combat you’ll feel badly that you beat up a monkey and even worse because the crazy people in PETA will sue you on behalf of the monkey.
What will your children say about this. How will you explain that you lost your house because you went bankrupt trying to prove you had the legal right to defend yourself against the mad monkey.
Besides the monkey has friends. You don’t want to face the monkey’s friends.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Change your ways or risk the wrath of the mean monkey and the scary clown.
P.S. If I share your post I am probably going to strip the hashtags out anyway because they really do look like hell.