Yes, another day in which someone who knows more than I do has told me that I am going to hell. It just warms my heart. I love people who think that they have a direct line to G-d. It is just so much fun to play with these folks.
See, I am utterly confident in my own faith. I am a very happy Jewish man. So while I appreciate the concern you folks have for my soul, I am just not interested in changing sides. It has about as much interest for me as being beheaded.
As many have noticed I like to “play.” If you get my “attention” I’ll enjoy myself , but I don’t know if you will. I can say anything at anytime and do it with a straight face, at least for a little while.
Today’s victims knocked on the door and asked if I knew about my savior. I asked them what bank they were from. They were a little befuddled and didn’t really answer the question choosing to mention my savior is theirs too.
I asked them how long they had been with Washington Mutual and if they had a good CD. The younger one told me that I was confused and they weren’t talking about saving. So I asked him if we weren’t speaking about saving why he would talk about a savior. Because afterall I wouldn’t mention pitching unless we were discussing baseball.
Sure enough the other guy started to try and take control of the conversation, but I wasn’t going to allow that to happen. Come to my house and try this kind of stuff and you get a lesson in lunacy.
In case you are wondering, I offered them a chance to leave if they were busy, but they said that they were not. See, they stayed and I got to pretend to be Groucho.
I won’t bore you with all of the other sordid details, but suffice it to say that I had them sputtering and foaming at the mouth. But they had lots of opportunities to avoid this situation.
It was kind of fun, but I still wonder how they could be so presumptuous as to think that they know more about G-d than anyone else. And for what it is worth, I feel this way about Jews who claim to have the inside track.
I don’t care what you do as long as you don’t force it upon others. If you really believe in something, that is great. If you want others to join or share in this, take out an ad, but don’t push your garbage in someone else’s face and expect everyone to think that it smells sweet to everyone.