When I was a sophomore in high school I had a crush on a junior. She didn’t know that existed and I couldn’t figure out an easy way to meet her. So I have to admit that I too had a crazy thought like the guy in this story.
But, and this is the real catch. I was terrified about things going wrong and getting into major trouble. So I never did anything and never did get to meet her.
In a strange coincidence about 10 years later she ended up living two doors down from friend of mine so from time to time I would see her at his parties. By this time I was already married so there was no going back to try and settle old scores.
And thankfully there are no embarrassing stories to tell.