Silly Things I have done in life
I am waiting for a telephone call. I expect it any minute now. I am tapping my foot in anticipation. I don’t have enough time to begin a new project, so I am trying to stay busy. I am not even sure what I want to post, so I’ll start throwing out thoughts.
Men, just for fun tell your wife or significant other that you have been faking orgasms and watch her face scrunch up in confusion.
Follow up by turning her down the next time she approaches you for sex. She is probably not used to being turned down and may even be more aggressive in her pursuit. Don’t know if that is real silly, but it is all I have at the moment.
When you enter an elevator ask the other occupants what they would do if the elevator suddenly crashed. Also not silly, but it is a good way to gain elbow room there.
Call up your high school English teacher and ask why you can’t spell “dog” with the letters C-A-T.
Take time to blow bubbles at the office, but be careful not to spill the soap on the keyboard.
Ok, phone is ringing, none of this is real exciting, but it kept me busy for 5 minutes and that kept me out of trouble.
Jack's Shack October 13, 2004 at 5:53 pm
Thanks for stopping by. Watch out for those dentists.
Anonymous October 13, 2004 at 5:16 pm
Hey Jack…its me Maggie. Thanks for those cool tips. I’m going to remember that elevator one. People seem to like getting way too close in elevators. So who phoned…smile??