"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx
Women are trying to replace men. They are cutting off our penises so that they can have the real thing at home without having to deal with the real thing.
Jack's Shack October 20, 2004 at 5:17 am
Whoa, partner, let me cross my legs first.
SelenaJ October 20, 2004 at 5:12 am
Maybe if men thought with thier brain insted of thier penis then us women whould not feel the need to get a knife.
Anonymous October 19, 2004 at 10:59 pm
Women are trying to replace men. They are cutting off our penises so that they can have the real thing at home without having to deal with the real thing.
They are bitter and have penis envy.
Monkey October 19, 2004 at 10:54 pm
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a penis.