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Arafat Dead, Say Palestinian Sources Amid Confusion

November 9, 2004 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

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Blogger just ate my original post on this, but that is fitting because like old Yasser these comments just cannot die.

In a short time I expect that they are going to stuff his body full of straw, tie it to the back of a donkey and then parade him through the French countryside to prove that he is recuperating from this terrible ordeal.

Meanwhile Hollywood agents are contacting Ramallah to discuss a starring role for Yasser in a spin-off of the clever 80’s horror movies, Friday the 13th, where the villain Jason never seems to die.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    November 9, 2004 at 9:26 pm

    We may have to start some kind of pool.

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  2. vince millay says

    November 9, 2004 at 8:09 pm

    I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but cripes. Why not have the doctors do a press conference and clear this up, Frenchies. Obviously something’s going on that they’re not saying, like he’s dead.

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