Arafat Dead, Say Palestinian Sources Amid Confusion

Blogger just ate my original post on this, but that is fitting because like old Yasser these comments just cannot die.

In a short time I expect that they are going to stuff his body full of straw, tie it to the back of a donkey and then parade him through the French countryside to prove that he is recuperating from this terrible ordeal.

Meanwhile Hollywood agents are contacting Ramallah to discuss a starring role for Yasser in a spin-off of the clever 80’s horror movies, Friday the 13th, where the villain Jason never seems to die.