Bodyguard Says Minnelli Made Him Have Sex
I know that I should take this seriously, but I can’t help picturing Liza doing her mother’s show tunes. “Clang Clang, Clang went the trolley, ding, ding, ding went the bell……….”
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Jack's Shack November 11, 2004 at 6:12 pm
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley, cha ching cha ching went my bank……..
Bronco Buddha November 11, 2004 at 5:50 pm
Think about it this way: How much would you need to get paid to have sex with Liza (singing or not)? I’m not quite sure that $100mil would cover it for me (and I’d probably want more to listen to her sing). I think I’d have to draw the line at $250 mil. But maybe his standards are a little lower than mine.
Jack's Shack November 11, 2004 at 4:52 pm
Glad to hear that I made you smile.
Anonymous November 11, 2004 at 4:44 pm
Well, now ya got me doing it. As soon as i stopped rolling on the floor in giggling fits, that is. Have a great day. Clang.
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