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More fan mail

November 15, 2004 by Jack Steiner

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More fan mail:

Dear Mr. Shack,

I have noticed your posts around the blogs I visit and want to say that I commend you for your approach and semi-literate responses.
Dear reader,

Thanks for noticing. I am curious where you saw me and what you saw me doing. Strike that, don’t answer I am not sure that I want to know.

Jack,

You are one conflicted dude. Who are you trying to be?
Dear reader,

As I learned in college, “all we are is dust in the wind.”

Jack,

You really think that you are funny man. I don’t think you are half as witty as I am. Please don’t do this any longer.



Dear reader,

I like nothing more than to be insulted by a half-wit.

Jack,

What do you think is going to happen during the next four years?

Dear reader,

Thank you for providing me with some latitude here. Since you did not specify what you would like me to comment on allow me to say that within the next four years I’d like :


“I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I’d like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That’s the real thing.”

Sorry, we had a momentary interlude by one of our sponsors. I expect that the world will continue as it has. Some people wil fall in love, others will fall out of love. Babies will be born and old people will die. The Red Sox will go into another 86 year drought, Cleveland will still look for a personality, Bush will still be blamed for the ills of the world, Arafat will still be dead, The Dodgers will return to the World Series, It will no longer take three licks to the get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, two will be the new measure and we will see all out war between a 50 year-old Madonna and a 30 year-old Britney who looks like a 50 year-old Madonna.

That is it for now, keep those emails coming and I’ll keep sharing a select few with you.

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