Visitors to the Blog
Now that John Ashcroft has resigned his position as Attorney Gen. I am pleased to announce that he has been hired to track the traffic to this blog. Twice a week he’ll provide a detailed report to me about who is visiting the shack, what they did, who they did it with and how they did it.
Details, I need details and I expect that Johnny boy can provide them. So, if you are blogging with a partnet make sure that they are of the opposite sex and that you are both dressed appropriately.
I expect in no time at all I am going to learn who found my blog by using the following search terms:
Cheese eating surrender monkeys, cleveland school of etiquetter, marshmallow breast fondue, cheese doodle blender shake, Jewish American Jack of notoriety and macadamian anger management.
And those are just a few of the highlights.
Jack's Shack November 29, 2004 at 4:19 am
Welcome from the local curmudgeon.
What is a Partnet? And better yet what is a school of etiquetter?
Blogging too hard, nah, just living.
foxymama November 29, 2004 at 3:46 am
Jack, I think you’ve been blogging too hard…you might need a vacation. Perhaps. Maybe. Just think on it awhile… Hi Mr. Ashcroft! Got here from Foxy Mama’s Blog, as usual… Just enjoying the scenery here, sir…not doing anything scurrilous. I’ll go quietly now… ~;^)
Stacey November 29, 2004 at 3:21 am
What’s with the cheese fetish, partnet?
Anonymous November 29, 2004 at 3:10 am
I guess that means I need to come forward with my hands in the air.
I’ve been blogging by for over a month since I found you through Ric’s blog.
Sorry no cheesy searches for me.