Late Night Thoughts

It was a rough day at the office, but they always are following a holiday. For a while I thought that my desk had a rash, then I realized that the black spots were the places that I had cleared out stacks of paper from.

Don’t mess with my desk. It is organized, I know where papers are stacked and why they are stacked the way that they are. For that matter, be very careful if you mess with my stuff at home or anywhere else. I am territorial and protective of it, don’t know why and don’t really care.

A man wished me a merry christmas and I wished him a happy Chanukah. He said that he didn’t know what I was talking about. I said that it was ok, I didn’t know what he was talking about either. Want to bet that he told his wife about the crazy guy he met today.

Watched Bugs Bunny with my son today. He really liked it and so did I. But I wonder about something. Have you ever noticed that Elmer Fudd has an endless supply of ammunition. Here is something else that bothers me. Whenever Bugs shoves a carrot into Elmer’s gun (ooh, cartoon porn, whoa) and it blows up Elmer’s face turns black.

But in the very next moment his face is white again. What kind of soap does he use and how can I get some for myself.

Ran into more so called freethinkers today. They tried to explain to me that since I do not share their POV about the war and life in general I am brainwashed. Funny, they claim to be freethinkers but because I have a different POV I cannot be.

Have you ever noticed that many bars in small towns always seem to have exotic names. Welcome to the Tiki Tiki Hut in Balston, North Dakota, population 21.

Played ball this evening at the gym and managed to jam my middle finger again. It is a little swollen, but I figure that now I can use it more effectively to express my opinions.

Voices in my head, voices in my head, why do they keep yelling at me. Oops, forgot to turn off the portable CD player.

When I was a senior in high school one of the girls in my English class made a row of us boys squirm. She spent the entire class sucking on a lollipop, it must have fueled the same daydream in all of us. It was the longest 40 minutes I spent doing nothing. Ok, it was not the longest and I managed to get a few things done, but when I read my notes that night I couldn’t make heads or tails of them.

Ran into some old acquaintances who have gone BT. I respect them for their convictions, but it is hard to imagine them in their new lifestyles. Good luck to them.

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Comments

  1. Anshel's Wife says:

    Irina,
    Chanukah is one week away.
    Time to put your menorahs on the roofs of your cars.

  2. Jack's Shack says:

    I might have to sell my doxy to the highest bidder.

  3. One of my favorite (or used to be) radio stations here in Dallas has been playing Xmas music non-stop for 24 hrs/day since Halloween. Grrrr.

    And once again we are the only family on the street w/out Xmas lights. It is hard to explain to a 3-yr. old, but I am doing my best to help her understand that it is just not our holiday.

  4. PsychoToddler says:

    Did you ever notice that in cartoons, if a character gets hit in the head with a frying pan, his head becomes frying pan shaped? And then if he shakes his head, it goes back to normal? Wouldn’t it be cool to do that in real life?

  5. Irina Tsukerman says:

    Isn’t it kind of early for Christmas? (Or Chanukkah for that matter…)

  6. About the Freethinkers… it’s an issue of “doxy”

    “My doxy is orthodoxy. Your doxy is hetrodoxy.”

    funny how that works 🙂

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