Ok, on a day in which many of my clients are running around with their hair on fire I have to say that I have been wrestling with how graphic to be in some of my posts. Is it necessary or warranted to be crude. And my answer is that sometimes it is and by censoring myself I am not being true to my rules of blogging.
So here is what I want to say to the three clients that are acting like such major pains.
Client A- To quote Robin Williams, “You are a white man in dire need of a blow job.” If I shoved a piece of coal up your ass when it came back out it would be a diamond. Take a deep breath and relaz.
Client B- You are in dire need of a vibrator, a new hair style and a punching bag. Please go home sick and take care of yourself before you end up on the top of a tower screaming and ranting away.
Client C- Thank you for being smart enough to understand that I get paid to make you look good. You listened to my advice, you let me hold your hand and now we both look like we are brilliant. If I were a woman of low moral character I would provide you with an extreme display of gratitude just because you are reasonable on a day when so many are not.
It is 10 am and what a day it has been already.