Sometimes it is better not to know

My prostate is feeling better, the antibiotics must be working. Hooray for Cipro. When I went to the doc to get checked out I asked a number of questions, such “I am only 35 why is this happening to me and is this a one time occurrence?”

It got me to thinking about a few things:

  1. It is really hard to feel masculine after your prostate has been checked, just takes a little while for my natural sashay to return. An easy way to fix that is to go work on the Briggs and Stratton motor in my garage,
  2. The prostate exam is worse than the turn your head and cough exam. You boys know what I am talking about.
  3. If I was a little bit older I could have smoked and drank my way through steak dinners and never considered what the impact was on my heart and lungs. FWIW, I don’t smoke and aside from the occasional cigar never have.
  4. If I was the Hulk I’d prefer to be blue and not green.
  5. Why are so many television shows being made into movies? Haven’t we any ability to create new stories that are worthy of being made into movies.
  6. I miss Seinfeld. It always feels contemporary to me, one of those shows where I can just relate to it. I am the Master of my Domain.
  7. There is something wrong in being killed by a Lava Lamp.
  8. I don’t think that I want to know what is going on in the kitchen of the restaurants I frequent. I’d rather just believe that they all practice outstanding hygiene.

No decisions yet on whether I am going to remain with Blogger or switch over to some other system.

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