A Question about VH-1 Specials

So about 17 times a month VH-1 produces a new special, something like:

“The 17 most irritating songs using the name Fred” Or “40 Top Songs that have never broke the Top 40.”

For a while I kind of enjoyed these lists and then they just got obnoxious. But what I really want to know is who the hell are the people that they get to comment about these songs. They share one of three titles: Journalist, Comedian or Actor.

But I don’t recognize a single person, and I am not not culturally illiterate, I watch Survivor, I watch The Apprentice.

If I called myself Master Jack of Jack’s Shack could I get on one of these ridiculous list shows.