My New Invention
I have an idea for a new product. It is a spray that knocks out annoying odors and people.
Someone at the office pissing you off, simply spray the offensive person and then walk away. Don’t forget to listen for the satisfying thunk you will hear when they hit the ground.
Mugger trying to take your purse? Simply spray them and return the favor by taking their wallet. Imagine their dismay when they wake up and realize that their own wallet is gone. Turnabout is fair play.
People yelling into their cellphones? Simply spray them and collect their phones. Then call Dakar, Palau and Sidney so that you can run up their bills.
Just think of all the fun you can have with this new spray.
vince millay December 16, 2004 at 5:39 pm
Oooh. I’ll take a carton, please.