Shaq and Kobe

“MIAMI — Shaquille O’Neal has some advice for former teammate Kobe Bryant when the rivals play against each other for the first time — stay out of the lane.

“If you’ve got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what’s gonna happen,” he said in a halftime interview on ABC’s “Monday Night Football.” “He’s a Corvette. I’m a brick wall. So you know what’s gonna happen.”

We traded the wrong guy. I miss the diesel.