Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Folks, I am growing tired of this. I don’t care if they split up, stay together or run naked through the woods covered in green Jello. They are just people, ordinary people who happen to have a little more money than most of us.

And now their names will bring me traffic, search engine traffic. Listen closely, can you hear my maniacal laughter.

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