Dear Keanu,
It is your old friend Jack. Ok, I am not your friend and you are older than I am, so I suppose that makes me a bit of a liar. Or you could say that it makes me an actor, an actor just like you. See, this is not personal, but you seem to have a very limited ability to play a role convincingly, at least anything complicated or somewhat sophisticated.
That is not such a nice thing to say, but this is my blog and I am not one to always hold back.
You make buckets of money for doing an ok job. I can’t fault you for that, I commend you. It is not often that mediocrity is so well rewarded. But it gives me hope, hope for the future.
It makes me believe that I can have a career as an actor. Jack can act a little, or maybe that is Jack acts like he is little. Doesn’t matter, all I know is that people like you and Bill Shatner comfort me as I know that there is a chance that Hollywood will learn to love me.
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