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February 24, 2005 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

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Dear Jack,

When I first began reading this blog it was funny, witty and exciting. Now it is filled with material that just bores me. Can you become that funny guy again.

Thank you,

Ted Broganski

Dear Ted,

So you are saying that my blog has jumped the shark. I feel so sad. Ok, I don’t really feel sad, but I am funny. Ask my children and they’ll tell you that among four-year-old boys and seven month old girls I am right there with Thomas, Kipper and even cooler than Captain Feathersword. Still working on Greg, Anthony, Murray and Jeff.

How sad would it have been if they would have said that Wags the Dog or Henry the Octopus were funnier than me, it would have crushed me.

Thanks,

Jack

Dear Jack,

I saw that some of your readers call you condescending. They forgot to call you pompous. Stop making fun of fat people.

You suck,

Dick

Dear Dick,

The last three words of your post made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my milk through my nose. Ok, that is an exaggeration, I am lactose intolerant so I avoid dairy, but if I was drinking milk it would have gone through my nose.

Thanks for the laugh,

Jack


Dear Jack,

Your fiction rocks! Please keep writing, I look forward to reading more.

-Dude

Dear Dude,

Surfs up and the doggies are hanging ten. Not sure what that means, but I like the sound of it.

Thanks,

Jack

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