I have been following your blog for sometime now and really enjoy the fiction you write. Will you tell me something about how you write?
I write with a pen or sometimes a pencil. But if I am feeling really lazy I have my manservant take dictation from the houseboy. They make a good team.
You are one of the most obnoxious people I know and if I had my way you would never blog again. I can’t understand why any woman would ever want you. One day you’ll get yours.
Eat shit and die,
Are you sure that you know me, because if you did you would understand that women cannot help but throw themselves at me, just like you are now. I’d like to spend an evening with you, it would be educational for both of us.
Ok, maybe not educational, but I do believe in charity.
All of my love,
What do you think about Bush?
After I finished smacking myself for all of the obnoxious remarks I’d like to make I want to say this ##%&$@#$&$&$^&$&$%#&*^*^, and how.