Ways to Embarrass Your Children
Among the many good Ways to Embarrass Your Children is this tried and true method.
Allow them to discover you dancing with reckless abandon to (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty by KC & The Sunshine Band.
If you were to do this I would recommend making sure that they were teenagers, because young children just think that it is funny. I am just saying, not that I know from experience.
Or you could switch gears and resort to Ways to Scare Your Children on which number one is to allow your children to find you screaming and shaking in rage at your computer when it refuses to work as it should.
It is at times like this that you wonder if you need a Prozac drip or a concubine.
Again, this is nothing that I have experienced, just what I imagine it might feel like.