A recent article on CNN discussed the takeover of Manchester United by Malcom Glazer and the feelings of their fans:
Their real fear lies in the knowledge that their team engages in a fake sport that is the beard hooligans use to misbehave.
At last we are going to see the beginning of the end of this silly sport. It is just a matter of time before we acquire other teams and disband them so that we can spread better and more interesting sports around the world.
Cue manaical laughter.