Your Posts are Too Long

An anonymous reader writes:

Dear Anonymous,

Aside from the grammatical mistakes I haven’t much to say. Is that short enough for you.

P.J.,

I’d make three day weekends last 5 days and send all of the cats to a desolate island in some other place.

Mike,

Everyone knows that cleveland is a joke, but I have to laugh when you say that Akron is better. Everyone knows that if you are trapped inside Ohio, Toledo is the place to be.