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Your Posts are Too Long

June 2, 2005 by Jack Steiner 9 Comments

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An anonymous reader writes:

Deer Jack,
Youre posts are much too long.

Dear Anonymous,

Aside from the grammatical mistakes I haven’t much to say. Is that short enough for you.

Dear Jack,
If you could change anything about the world what would it be?
Thanks,

P.J.

P.J.,

I’d make three day weekends last 5 days and send all of the cats to a desolate island in some other place.

Dear Jack,
I am from Akron and agree with you about cleveland. It is the big joke of the state.
Thanks,

Mike.

Mike,

Everyone knows that cleveland is a joke, but I have to laugh when you say that Akron is better. Everyone knows that if you are trapped inside Ohio, Toledo is the place to be.

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  1. Stacey says

    June 3, 2005 at 12:39 pm

    “They wouldn’t know what to do with class and culture.”

    Neither would you.

    Reply
  2. B2 says

    June 3, 2005 at 7:43 am

    Dear Jack,

    Your posts are too short.

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    June 3, 2005 at 6:10 am

    They wouldn’t know what to do with class and culture. 😉

    Reply
  4. Stacey says

    June 3, 2005 at 5:11 am

    …and Cleveland is all the better for it.

    Reply
  5. Jack's Shack says

    June 3, 2005 at 3:15 am

    And never will.

    Reply
  6. Stacey says

    June 3, 2005 at 3:15 am

    …spoken from the moron who’s never even been there.

    Reply
  7. Jack's Shack says

    June 3, 2005 at 2:33 am

    cleveland is where it is at for degenerates, wimps, wannabes and monkeys.

    Reply
  8. Stacey says

    June 3, 2005 at 12:06 am

    Me too, Psychotoddler. Toledo sucks. Cleveland is where it’s at.

    Reply
  9. PsychoToddler says

    June 2, 2005 at 11:36 pm

    I spent a week in Toledo one night.

    Reply

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