I am back in spreadsheet hell so I thought that I would take a momentary break and share some useless movie quotes with you.
Bart: I’m rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town. Jim: The Waco Kid: Gee, in another twenty-five years you’ll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
Elwood Blues: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. -The Blues Brothers
Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they’re Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. –Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why? Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad. Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”? Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal! Dr. Peter Venkman: Right, that’s bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon. -Ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off man. I’m a scientist. -Ghostbusters
Fletch: I’m John. Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who? Fletch: John Cock…tos…ton. Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name. Fletch: It’s Scotch/Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That’s an odd combination. Fletch: So were my parents. -Fletch