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Stop Insulting The Midwest

August 12, 2005 by Jack Steiner

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Apparently I have ruffled a few feathers. Within the last two days I have received numerous complaints from silly midwesterners who have limited common sense. They have made many attempts to insult the fair city of Angels.

They have tried to use stereotype after stereotype to make their case, yet they blindly accuse me of having done the same thing.

Let me tell you, all of you overstuffed, uptight, tractor driving, red state lovin, corn munchers I own you. Each and every one of you.

My city is nicer, better, cooler and more important that all of your put together. We have more of everything and better than anything you can think of. Your jealousy is showing. I recently received confirmation, albeit reluctantly from the Shmata Queen about this.

And you should know that the Shmata Queen is a lovely lady with a very nice soul, not to mention a very nice smile. I would encourage you all to read the following posts on her blog and comment. Please comment extensively as I want her to receive the accolades she is due.

P.S. She is very shy and will likely be quite redfaced again.

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