Another Meme- 7 Things

I have been tagged by several people, including The Shmata Queen and will meet the challenge, or try to.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Go skydiving
2. Live in Israel
3. Visit India
4. Own a house that has a real library in it.
5. Paint an entire town red. I’ll make that Christo guy look like a piker.
6. Visit outer space.
7. Buy a jetpack and fly myself around town.

7 things I can do:
1. make fun of cleveland and detroit
2. I can write.
3. I can give speeches on numerous topics.
4. I snore loudly, so loudly that the dead are awoken.
5. Bark like a dog.
6. Make up entertaining stories.
7. Fairly accurately intuit what someone is going to say or do

7 things I cannot do:
1. Play a musical instrument
2. Sing well
3. Eat Brussel Sprouts
4. Eat whatever I want
5. You know I kind of hate saying that I can’t do something. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
6. Limit myself. I always figure out a way to do whatever it is.
7. Dance all night long wrapped in nothing but a feather boa.

Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Sense of humor
2. Intelligence
3. Creativity
4. Intelligence
5. Strength
6. Eyes

7 things that I say most often:
1. The truth of the matter is
2. I sound ridiculous
3. All sorts of things
4. If that makes you feel better
5. I will not tell you why I am laughing
6. I am debating
7. Move!

7 people I want to do this:

If you want to do this, be my guest.

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  1. Jack's Shack October 20, 2005 at 5:54 am

    That just might work.

  2. LiquiDiamonds October 20, 2005 at 3:15 am

    I say wear the feather boa to India when you go…

  3. Jack's Shack October 18, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    The Feather Boa does bring out my eyes.

  4. Anne October 18, 2005 at 12:00 am

    C’mon, Jack, you underestimate yourself. I bet you look hot in a feather boa.

  5. Jack's Shack October 17, 2005 at 9:29 pm


    Chag Sameach to you too.

  6. Air Time October 17, 2005 at 7:06 pm

    Its a good thing you didn’t have to list 7 things you do well. Other wise you would be down to six.

    Hope your car woes get straightened out. I am also out a car and life without wheels is quite frustrating.

    Have a good Succot.

  7. Jack's Shack October 17, 2005 at 4:23 pm


    You know that I like to give you busy work such as copyediting and folding laundry. 😉

    Rav Fleischmann,

    I shall certainly check it out.


    One of the goals of this blog is to make people smile. Glad we achieved that for you.

  8. Michael October 17, 2005 at 3:27 pm

    Stacey made me laugh (and be glad she didn’t read mine)

    I was going to say… but you already know.

    Take Care

  9. rabbi neil fleischmann October 17, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    nice. check out my recent sequel to this, seven statements that annoy me – that make me feel good – seven movies liked / disliked – books – tv shows. you can see my answers at my site

  10. Stacey October 17, 2005 at 2:25 pm

    Even though you included “intelligence” twice (under what attracts you to the opposite sex), you still only provided 6 things (5 not counting intelligence). Very intelligent, Jack. 😉 Oh, and you forgot your favorite.

    And under 7 things you say most often, you forgot:

    “To make a long story longer” and my personal favorite, “I won’t be bothered by nonsense.”

    Hmmm, someone doesn’t know themself as well as they think. Ha ha.

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