The Hanging Toe Nail
Hi Folks,
The Shmata Queen has a little problem that she needs your help with.
“And in other news, I did something to my big toe. When I was walking in my house, one of the girls’ toys slid under my toe nail and when I took a step forward it pushed my toe nail up and bent it back so far that my nail is now hanging off. Gross. Yuck. And more than that: OUCH. It hurts! Really badly!!!”
She doesn’t know what to about this, so if you are a medical professional or have any expertise in this area please feel free to share it. Thank you, that is all.
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LiquiDiamonds October 20, 2005 at 3:13 am
After all these posts, I’m sure your nail is feeling better> If not, a couple of shots of something strong and ice…lots of ice….on the toe, I mean
cruisin-mom October 18, 2005 at 4:28 pm
okay, Jack and Stacey…when are you going to spill the beans and let us know how and where you know eachother from…am I the only one who wants to know?
Signed,
Curious in “Los Smogville”
Stacey October 18, 2005 at 4:44 am
Right under your nose, Surfer Boy.
Jack's Shack October 18, 2005 at 4:14 am
Los Smogvill.e
Where is that, fire girl.
Stacey October 18, 2005 at 4:12 am
And many others of us are concerned about being able to breathe the air. Obviously this is no concern of yours, evidenced in your desire to live in Los Smogvill.e
Jack's Shack October 18, 2005 at 4:03 am
Halloween in Cleveland is something that you haven’t experienced since the late ’70s to early ’80s. Perhaps you are accustomed to rivers bursting into flame but the rest of us are concerned about water that spontaneously combusts.
Stacey October 18, 2005 at 3:59 am
Halloween in Cleveland sure blows away the riots where you live. Talk about scary.
Jack's Shack October 18, 2005 at 3:48 am
Stacey,
I see that you have begun trying to recite scary names. There is still some time prior to Halloween, take a moment and consider that.
Stacey October 18, 2005 at 3:04 am
PT: You are one profound due.
Jack: Cleveland, Cleveland, Cleveland.
PsychoToddler October 17, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Don’t do that again.