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Reader Gratitude

November 18, 2005 by Jack Steiner

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Dear Jack,

I read your stupid post about saying happy holidays and want to let you know that people like you are the reason that America is going down. If you don’t like it you can move to China.
-Mike

Dear Mike,

I am a big fan of of Moo Goo Gai Pan and the 765th most favorite fan of Yao Ming but that is not enough to get me to move to China because I so very much love living with people like you.

Happy Holidays.

Jack,

You are a real comedian. Someone told you that you are funny. They lyed.

-Thomas

Dear Tommy Boy,

If I was a real comedian do you really think that I would blog this way. Nice spelling. By the way are their fake comedians.

-Jack

P.S. I just flew into town last night and boy are my arms tired.

Hello Mr. Jack,

What do you think about?

-Sam

Hi Sam,

I wonder what you think you think about.

-Jack

Dear Jack,

Why do people waste their time writing you about your posts?

-Stewart

Dear Stew,

I don’t know. Why did you take time to write me.

-Jack

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