His Parents Must Be So Proud

My favorite line here is from the police spokesman.

SIOUX FALLS, S.D., Nov. 21 (UPI) — A South Dakota teenager has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a mannequin.

A security guard found Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, sans pants on the floor in the Washington High School Alumni Room in Sioux Falls, S.D., with a half-naked female mannequin, the Sioux Falls Argus Leader reported.

“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin,” a police spokesman told the newspaper. “That’s the only way I know how to put it.”

The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.”

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  1. Jack's Shack November 23, 2005 at 4:19 am

    Z and Q

    One question, where were those easy mannequins when I was 17. 😉

  2. Stephen (aka Q) November 22, 2005 at 5:38 pm

    It’s tough being a teenaged boy. Not that I ever tried to make it with a mannequin.

  3. Z November 22, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    Man, that mannequin must have some reputation by now…

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