My favorite line here is from the police spokesman.
“SIOUX FALLS, S.D., Nov. 21 (UPI) — A South Dakota teenager has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a mannequin.
A security guard found Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, sans pants on the floor in the Washington High School Alumni Room in Sioux Falls, S.D., with a half-naked female mannequin, the Sioux Falls Argus Leader reported.
“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin,” a police spokesman told the newspaper. “That’s the only way I know how to put it.”
The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.”