Desperate for Attention
Well it seems that my self-appointed number one fan is desperate for my attention. In between the time that I last posted about our correspondence I received 18 different emails from him. I feel so loved and appreciated that I thought that I needed to share some of the best material with you.
My dear friend I am ever so grateful for your regular and consistent correspondence. You keep telling me what a waste of time (should I mention that you used the wrong waist) reading my blog is. Apparently you have a lot of time or you find it far more compelling than you care to admit.
arrested for child abuse and I just may forward your
waste of a blog link to social services in California.
How kind. I always have appreciated those people who are able to carry on a real dialogue that deals with fact and not fiction. You have watched far too much television and are under the misguided impression that people take you seriously.
When you didn’t receive an immediate response to your comments you must have been really upset because that is the only rational explanation for sending so many messages in such a short period of time.
Let’s take a look at some of your other comments.
bothered because of deserved personal attacks on you. If you were lucky you would have married a woman like me and been educated.Exactly who would you like me to blame and attack for that evil?
Society? Your parents? The drugs you may take?
If I was married to you it would be viagra but only because I love you. Will you please let me make up my shortcomings and marry me. I promise to let you cook and clean, it will be a traditional marriage, the kind you like so much.
to Torah values, Judaism and Hashem. When I showed my
husband your blog, he said, “This is a man who is
totally untalented, morally confused and cannot write
for any website, so he posts his own worthless
garbage.”
Wow. I thought that you said that reading my blog is a waste of time. You are trying not to stroke my ego, but when I read that you shared this with your husband I was flattered. Of course he is upset by me. It is understandable that when you show him how much time you spend trying to contact me that this would happen.
your garbage blog? Did you post it as yet?
Patience, patience my dear. I am flattered by all of this attention but you aren’t going to get your way by trying to beat me up/
“Lynne Gold” or hotmaydel1818@yahoo.com
You got it baby. I would hate to deprive you of your needs.
Jack's Shack December 2, 2005 at 5:06 am
Zeruel,
Some people cannot handle divergent opinions.
Robbie,
Some don’t have to try to be this dumb.
Irina,
Member of the Tribe- M.O.T.
Irina Tsukerman December 1, 2005 at 7:48 pm
MOT? What’s that?
Robbie December 1, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Ummm, Jack?
I’m sorry for causing all this trouble. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.
Ok, so I coudn’t be that dumb if I tried. (Well, I could, but I’m usually not.)
Zeruel December 1, 2005 at 10:30 am
I agree with Stace. Jack, you still know how to stir up vibrant emotions my man 😉
Jack's Shack December 1, 2005 at 8:09 am
Ezzie,
He knows me well, doesn’t he. Poor grammar, bad spelling and a couple of Jewish remarks to try and prove that he is MOT.
Solid stuff.
Ezzie December 1, 2005 at 8:04 am
Wait… you’re a *liberal*?!!
This is pretty funny Jack 🙂
Stacey December 1, 2005 at 5:47 am
Ha, ha, Jack. You are clearly a psycho magnet.