I found this post to be quite intriguing.
Archives for December 2005
Cordless Phones
What is it about cordless phones and their lack of durability. It seems to me that every three years I am forced to go out and replace whatever phones I have. I have taken an informal poll among friends, family and the staff of the Cleveland Monkey house and they all agree, these phones suck.
In case you are wondering suck is the techincal word. You can find it defined in the August 1997 issue of Telephony as standard umbrella crap kisser which was first coined by a Ma Bell telphone operator in 1978. For more about that try googling The Shmata Queen Loves Monkeys and I am sure that you will appreciate what you find.
So here I am with a couple of cordless phones that do not seem to work. I say that they do not seem to work because every so often they seem to behave as if a dybbuk has taken control of them. If not that then the poltergeist that lives in this home has decided that it is fun to screw with me by playing with these phones.
Later this week I will head on out to the store and grab a new set. I haven’t decided on the brand because I have had bad luck with most brands, Uniden, Panasonic, Vtech, blah, blah, blah, they all suck.
If Dubya really wants to disrupt terror he need only supply the terrorists with these phones and more often then not they will find themselves screaming in frustration because the fercockteh phones just don’t work the way that they should.
Bad Blogging- Also Known As This Stuff Sucks
I wrote this post this past February and as part of my trip down memory lane decided to repost it for general consumption and thought. It seems to hold up.
I just finished reading Mochassid’s latest commentary in which he says
I realized that I wrote some of my most compelling stuff (okay, other than the macaroon thread) in those early days when no one was watching. I have to admit that since then, most of my stuff has been drivel.
It is a common dilemma, something that many bloggers agree with. Mo further elucidates:I find that this happens with most bloggers. They come out of the blocks with a head of steam and quickly peter out. Many stink from the beginning but others start with interesting takes but stop being interesting shortly after debuting. Ironically, since many bloggers are driven by their desire for hits but peak in hits only after having written everything interesting that they will ever write, most readers are drawn to them only after they descend to mediocrity.
The intrepid Baal Ha-Bayit of Treppenwitz has a solution he refers to as David’s Room. Here is a description:
In a nutshell, the most frustrating aspect of a journal’s early life is that you can’t save your ‘good stuff’ for when you have a bigger readership… because, guess what? That readership is never going to show up unless you have the good stuff out there for them to read.
‘David’s Room’ posits that the first few months of a blog/journal’s life can be compared to someone reading their most intimate prose into an intercom… all the while hoping that someone – anyone – will eventually walk into the room on the other end and start listening (and maybe even talk back).
I am not sure that I agree with the gentleman. I think that initially you may find that you share many of your best stories early on, but it seems to me that any blogger worth their salt requires some time to find their sea legs.
That is, it takes time to find your voice and your place. Blogging is a skill, it is not something that most people can just sit down and do effectively. It requires time, patience and devotion to improvement. It is not merely a matter of having good stories to tell, but it requires a certain skill in effectively communicating your thoughts and feelings.
The blogs that capture me offer a combination of these elements.There are some bloggers who I read solely for their skills as wordsmiths. I think that their stories are junk, I can’t relate to them or find them to be stupid. That is the truth, but I also know that I can always learn from others and I seek out writing that captures me, that grabs me by the balls and says read me.
To use an old cliche, when push comes to shove it seems to me that the blogs that last are going to be those that have authors that are intimately tied to their blogs. I have a love affair with my blog. She is my confidant and my best friend. Non-judgemental and forgiving she listens to my tales of happiness and destruction without question and without comment.
If you want my unsolicited advice, don’t do this unless you are writing for yourself. It is the only way that you can truly be happy At least, at 12:36 am it makes sense to me. Maybe I’ll feel differently during daylight hours.
Night all.
Quotes That I enjoy
I really like these.
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
– Abraham Lincoln
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.
– Thomas Edison
When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this. You haven’t.
– Thomas Edison
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
– Albert Einstein
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.
– Gen. George S. Patton
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
– Wayne Gretzky
If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.
– Winston Churchill
Just for fun
I hadn’t watched Shalom in a long time. It still makes me smile.
Saturday Night Round Up
Boys and girls it is time for the evening roundup of posts of the day.
The Frustration of being Good but not Good Enough
And your Blast from the Past: