The beauty of spam is that you receive a treasure trove of potential blogging material. Here are nuggets from some of the nitwits that have knocked noggins and nudged nonsense this way:
My name is Jean-Claude and like you I used to have a penile that not work well. Since that shameful day in which I couldn’t love me like I love her I have taken good drug to make lovin last long and hard.
Grab me and pills should help you become long and hard too so that her pleashure is replicated.
I am Thomasina Boliviana, the 23rd Demarco of Escuela Spain and the inheritor of a very large sum of money. My father, the 22nd Demarco of Escuela Spain of recent death has left me a great sum of money to which I must acquire.
The government of Escuela Spain has very much high taxes that I am trying to avoid. I Should like to use your help to prevent this burden by sharing some of my soon to be acquired wealth. Send to me your billing information and I shall provide you with a reward of which you shall proudly be happy.
Respond and reply to this endearment at will and at once so that we may discuss this transaction.