Received in Email
The beauty of spam is that you receive a treasure trove of potential blogging material. Here are nuggets from some of the nitwits that have knocked noggins and nudged nonsense this way:
My name is Jean-Claude and like you I used to have a penile that not work well. Since that shameful day in which I couldn’t love me like I love her I have taken good drug to make lovin last long and hard.
Grab me and pills should help you become long and hard too so that her pleashure is replicated.
I am Thomasina Boliviana, the 23rd Demarco of Escuela Spain and the inheritor of a very large sum of money. My father, the 22nd Demarco of Escuela Spain of recent death has left me a great sum of money to which I must acquire.
The government of Escuela Spain has very much high taxes that I am trying to avoid. I Should like to use your help to prevent this burden by sharing some of my soon to be acquired wealth. Send to me your billing information and I shall provide you with a reward of which you shall proudly be happy.
Respond and reply to this endearment at will and at once so that we may discuss this transaction.
Jack's Shack January 25, 2006 at 7:23 am
It could have been hives.
That is true.
We are all about the sweet deal here.
PsychoToddler January 25, 2006 at 1:23 am
I don’t know about the first one, but that second one sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
The Jewish Freak January 24, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Perhaps you can sell them some english lessons. That would be funny!
~ Stacy ~ January 24, 2006 at 5:22 pm
You have given me the giggles this morning.
Mirty January 24, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Them’s some good English thar.
Pragmatician January 24, 2006 at 3:45 pm
The second one i get almost every week, somehow it escapes the attention of my spam filter!
So now I know why spam keeps coming,obviously some people do pay attention to them 🙂