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For Shola

February 23, 2006 by Jack Steiner 10 Comments

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I just sent this email off to Shola. It is in response to the one he sent me along with his passport.

Hi Shola,

I am trying to decide which bank we should use for this as I bank with several.

Cleveland Bank of Plunder and Spoil
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Cleveland, Ohio 44102
Personal Agent: Herman Munster

Barnacle Bob Bank of Mistrust
4 Is the Square Root of 16 Lane
Toledo, Ohio 44104
Personal Agent: Barney Fife

Dinah Mite Financial
69 Comelickmeclean Road
Bustedtuchus, Ohio 44018
Personal Agent: Hawkeye Pierce

Do you have any thoughts or suggestions as to which one you think would be easiest to work with? I have had many interactions with Mr. Munster as when I was young I used to watch him. So perhaps it might make sense to work with his institution of deceit, deception, distrust and dismay.

-Jack

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  1. Bill says

    February 24, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    Ha ha (-:

    Good luck with that !

    Reply
  2. MUST Gum Addict says

    February 24, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    Jack, can I send you all of my junk emails so that you can respond to them as well? I think you’re on to something here…

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    February 24, 2006 at 8:00 am

    Stacey,

    I can square all sorts of things.

    Reply
  4. Jack's Shack says

    February 24, 2006 at 7:54 am

    Mirty,

    Every fairy blogmother needs a little wind.

    Jameel,

    You’ll have to audioblog that for me.

    Stacy,

    Sometimes we get lucky.

    RCJ,

    This could go on for quite some time.

    Reply
  5. Stacey says

    February 24, 2006 at 5:21 am

    4 Is the Square Root of 16 Lane

    Ahhh, a man after my heart. 😉

    Reply
  6. Jerusalemcop says

    February 24, 2006 at 3:42 am

    Ive heard that at Barnacle Bob Bank of Mistrust ther’s another trustworthy guy, he’s a red head named Opie.

    Reply
  7. Regina Clare Jane says

    February 24, 2006 at 2:29 am

    I wonder how long this guy will keep it up? Maybe he thinks if he wears you down enough, you’ll be weak and under his control and then you’ll do anything he says… nah…

    Reply
  8. ~ Stacy ~ says

    February 24, 2006 at 1:06 am

    *chuckle*

    Clever and witty, as usual. Thanks for the laugh, Jack.

    Reply
  9. Jameel says

    February 24, 2006 at 12:44 am

    Aroogah!

    What Mirty said..

    (I think?)

    –Jameel

    Reply
  10. Mirty says

    February 24, 2006 at 12:06 am

    You are the wind beneath my wings, Jack.

    Reply

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