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My Application for Shola

February 24, 2006 by Jack Steiner

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If you are new to this story click here first. I think that this is about the sixth in the series. Not sure because I am not really counting.

Shola sent me a new email. Here is what it said:

Dear Jack
Good morning ,You can use any Bank of your choice
that you that is trusted,
Please confirm if you received my international
Passport I sent to you yesterday,
Replay
Shola

Here is my reply

Dear Shola,

I apologize for the delayed response but I have been having extreme computer problems. I spent many hours checking into these matters and had to employ the esteemed computer technician Scooby Doo to investigate what was causing this issue.

I was told that it was a computer virus and it was suggested that it was received when I opened your note with your passport. This upset me greatly and I considered ending our relationship.

However as you may remember I am a follower and true believer of the Church of The TreeFrog and hold the position of Bishop of BullFrog. As a holy man I do not make hasty decisions. I held a meeting with the holy croaker circle (see attached picture) and even consulted his highness the most holy High Jumper (see picture) and have decided to give you a second chance.


To that end I am attaching a copy of the application that I am sending to the bank so that you are kept in the loop regarding all important decisions.

I look forward to sharing the money with you and wish you a hopping good day.

Croakingly yours,

Jack

This is a copy of the application I submitted. Or should I say here are the answers to the application Shola sent me.

ATTN:ALHAJI SANI A.UMAR.
THE DIRECTOR FINANCIAL BANK.
LOME.REPUBLIC OF TOGO.
WEST AFRICA
TEL/FAX: +228-222-0287
E-MAIL: [email protected]

SIR,

APLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF USD $12.5m (Twelve
Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars).FROM ACCOUNT # 6457128429/WADB/TG/91

Personal Information as follows.

Name:Jack Shack

Add: 1060 W. Addison Chicago Illinois 60610 Sex:Frequently

Age:76

Profession: Bard and Tumbling Expert

Tel:867-5309

Fax: 867-5309 (Phone and Fax

Email: No, I am male

Date: Sorry, I am already married

Sir

I Humbly apply for the transfer of fund from your
bank as the next of kin of Mr.Larry Baldridge Jr. who
was a registered customer of your bank, he is the
holder of a fixed deposit account in your bank. This
account is said to hold an estimated USD $12.5m
(Twelve Five Million, five hundred thousand United
States Dollars).

Bellow is the account information of my late cousin:

Account # 6457128429/WADB/TG/91

Beneficiary: Mrs. Dorene Beck

Amount Deposited :USD $12,500,000.00USD (only)

Please kindly be informed that my late cousin Mr.Larry
Baldridge Jr. operated a company in Lome-Togo by the
name of WC-SARL Construction Company Lome-Togo. Since
his death along with his immediate next of kin on the
January 31st 2000 in an auto crash, I have been unable
to come forward to claim this fund due to family
logistic problem that arised after his burial and
personal issues. Please upon acknowledge of this
application, I respectfully request your expedience in
treating this matter with utmost urgency, hence I will
need the funds to continue running the family’s
business in our country, since we are no longer
conducting business in lome togo west Africa. I will
await your response towards this issue.
I appologize for any inconvinience this might cause
you for not getting in touch all this while, I hereby
wish that my late cousin’s fund be trasfered to my
bank acount with the following informations below:

Bank account Information:

The account details is as follows :-

Bank name :Dinah Mite Financial

Bank address : 69 Comelickmeclean Road Bustedtuchus, Ohio 44018

Account N°: 41625665536

Aba routing code : 789456124

Sort/Swift code:USLDIM 62 IBAN Code: US17762MIDL40

I will be pleased if this application is approved and
funds transferred into my account stated and on no
account should my account details be changed
without a written information and the total amount
should and must be transferred in full to my bank
account.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Name:Jack Shack

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